I'm so ridiculously far from "enthusiastic clubber" it's not even funny. I don't even know how to go through the motions. All of the social interaction skills I've learned in the past N years all require that I be able to talk to the person I'm interacting with and hear what they say. That's not possible in a club, at least not for me (one of the problems I have is being able to follow a conversation in the face of any background noise, so in a club it's completely hopeless). I am (or was, back when I tried it) completely rudderless in a club.

With respect to sports, I actually do enjoy watching the odd sporting event now and again. What is actually foreign to me is caring about who wins.