I've been listening to just this kind of glib, arrogant, self-satisfied rhetoric from Lisp zealots for over a decade now. Your tangential tirade about militants in the Congo is novel but the tenor is familiar. Are you a Naggumite?

The really smart Lispers like Peter Norvig recognized Lisp for the lost cause it is and moved on to build companies like Google. Maybe you've heard of it? People have been solving hard problems for decades without the "magic" of the Lisp primadonnas.