Why I Don't Sign Non-Competes

Re:Why I Don't Sign Non-Competes by cwkoss on Wednesday March 21, 2018 @02:57PM (#16641243)

I would totally DDOS legal with a deluge of stupid inventions.

Toilet which makes farting sounds when you flush it.

Spoon with a hole in it so you spill on yourself.

Mug without an opening (solid cylinder with handle)

Computer monitor that only displays the color pink.

Headphones with integrated q-tips

iPhone but its a triangle

Strap for swinging a chainsaw over your head like a helicopter

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Re:Why I Don't Sign Non-Competes by emmanuel_1234 on Wednesday March 21, 2018 @10:09PM (#16644957)

Porn. Lot of porn. And stuff related to country the US are not too friendly with, like Pakistan.

That would make their investors / bankers absolutely freak out.

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Re:Why I Don't Sign Non-Competes by cwkoss on Thursday March 22, 2018 @02:56PM (#16651548)

"What is the 'Shariah Sexbot IP' and why is it on our balance sheet?"

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Re:Why I Don't Sign Non-Competes by jlgaddis on Wednesday March 21, 2018 @06:20PM (#16642966)

I think I'd go a step farther and create web pages for them -- making sure to mention "the company" created them -- and possibly even send out press releases about them to local media.

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