I run a fulfillment center and we recently acquired a client’s business: DonaldTrumpDogPoopBags.com

For now I’m running support for that myself. My most common email is explaining early delivery notifications to confused customers. I’ve taken to just emailing this link w a quick one-line explanation: https://lifehacker.com/why-you-have-a-delivery-confirmation-...

The amount of time wasted by this one specific ‘cheat’ is astronomical.