Scientist: Under extremely low-energy, highly controlled conditions, photons can be made to act in a way that strongly suggests some sort of bond or attraction has been created between them.

"Journalist": So, photons did something, that's like, light, right? Lightsabers! By Jove, you've done it!

What utter tripe.

Submission which links to the underlying MIT News source: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16401904

Which in turn links to the paper http://science.sciencemag.org/content/359/6377/783

>This approach should prove useful for producing novel quantum states of light and quantum entanglement on demand.

Waiting for the day that all particles are found to just be various states of Photons and we can find the arch. :P