You do realize that half of the things you listed are demonstrably untrue for anyone with Google and critical thinking skills?

Mind pointing out which ones, and which demonstrations? I know at least one habitual Democrat voter that has acknowledged each of these in conversation.

The wedding one is a bit tough since it relies solely on rumor, so I'd accept that as not solid, but the other ones are either paraphrases of things somebody has said on record, or provable with public facts. One is not "half" of five.

Though I find your examples laughable, I do agree that constituents on both sides are generally uninformed and lack critical thinking skills. Sad!