Cute. :) But it seems like a lot of time and effort to put into a joke. Perhaps they could have spent those resources on decreasing their Google dependence...

I enjoyed the article, but does the phrase "Break Glass in Case of Google Turning Evil" even appear anywhere on the page?

It's in the video.

I'm disinclined to upvote when I'm forced to watch a video to find out why I should watch the video.

"A picture is worth a thousand videos"