I have plenty of vegan friends and a small set of them beat the drum constantly.

I’m not going to be vegan and if there was a meat prohibition, I’d be an outlaw.

The thing that particularly drives me nuts about this kind of vegan is that they will bring cookies to a party and after everyone’s has eaten them point out that they were vegan and that everyone enjoyed them.

A. Carrots are vegan. I can eat stuff without meat, too.

B. No shit, Carl. You made them we assumed that.

C. the cookies sucked and people weren’t going to be rude at a dinner party where someone already went out of their way to make you a vegan dish.

D. They dipped them in milk because they were dry AF

E. If I went to a vegan party and made vegan cookies and fed them to everyone and told them in the end there were pig eyeballs in them everyone would get pissed.

I don’t do that because I’m not a self righteous asshole.

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Also, Carl sucks.