I would love to be forced to use Perl :)

As a side note, "forced" often means "we have a lot of beginners here and they want to do Python".

Find a job maintaining some legacy code (there's plenty of it there). At which point you'll quickly realise that maintaining a complex perl program (particularly that someone else wrote) is painful. And the only remaining production perl programs are complex or they would have been rewritten.

I would not mind actually.

Better than rewriting failing Python or Node projects once a year.