> The other big environment with tons of untrusted code is of course the web browser. This is significantly more ridiculous, but: why not embed a ton of tiny simple in-order ARM cores without any shared cache into desktop processors, and run JS/WASM on them? (One core used per origin per site) :D

I definitely chuckled. :) On a more serious note- I'd bet at least a couple bucks it would be possible (albeit super weird and difficult) to channel information through hardware-acceleration mechanisms. Lots of rendering happens on the GPU these days.