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Re:GitHub down by drdaeman on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:30AM (#16124545)
No. We need a proper whitepaper explaining how to make GitHub decentralized with blockchain tokenization using distributed smart-contracts. ;)

(Did I forget any important buzzword?)

Re:GitHub down by sdruskat on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:36AM (#16124629)
It exist! Not a whitepaper, but at least a Medium article: https://medium.com/@alexberegszaszi/mango-git-completely-dec.... Ethereum + IPFS/Swarm as backend for Git.

Source code is currently unavailable as it is hosted on ... drum roll ... GitHub: https://github.com/axic/mango.

Re:GitHub down by edraferi on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:46AM (#16124759)
Insufficient Dogfood.
Re:GitHub down by derimagia on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:56AM (#16124886)
Now that it's up you can see:

  This repository is also available on Mango at mango://{...}
Re:GitHub down by unit91 on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:39AM (#16124668)
You nailed it for the devs but you gotta' say it to people who would pay for it too.

Decentralized GitHub would synergistically leverage our existing cloud infrastructure to provide unprecedented collaboration that is open, robust, efficient, and focused.

Re:GitHub down by zbentley on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:33AM (#16124584)
Did I forget any important buzzword?

Nah, but you could always add some Serverless and Lambada to make it more Agile.

Re:GitHub down by JohnStudio on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:41AM (#16124691)
"crypto" baiting is like the funniest trend ever in the Stock Market lately.

Kodak is riding that pony home ... (noting I live in Buffalo, just down the road from Kodak's home turf in Rochester and I'm a pretty avid photographer - http://www.instagram.com/crispyfotos/).

Re:GitHub down by mcguire on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:44AM (#16124732)
"Did I forget any important buzzword?"

BigDataDeepLearning.

Re:GitHub down by WillReplyfFood on Thursday January 11, 2018 @11:05AM (#16124968)
You got to ironically buzz to be cool today? Pretend you didnt get it, so all those d* who didnt get it can lecture you. We are deeply invested into the idea of the Seagullarity!
Re:GitHub down by ezekg on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:37AM (#16124631)
Blockchain is so 2017--block lattice is the future.
Re:GitHub down by JohnStudio on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:42AM (#16124712)
Actually that's the FIRST time I've ever heard of lattice. Is that a real deal? Not trying to feed into the hype here, but from a math perspective I get fascinated by concurrency
Re:GitHub down by ezekg on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:58AM (#16124908)
Yeah, a cryptocurrency called Rai currently uses it (maybe IOTA too?). Essentially, each account gets its own blockchain and they're connected together using a DAG data structure.
Re:GitHub down by ChristianBundy on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:47AM (#16124777)
Yeah, RaiBlocks is currently the only one doing it, although you could make the case for Stellar as well.
Re:GitHub down by stephenr on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:52AM (#16124850)
I read this as block lettuce the first time around.
Re:GitHub down by karlmcguire on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:32AM (#16124571)
Just don't host it on Github Pages.
Re:GitHub down by CabSauce on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:36AM (#16124619)
It's missing a sprinkle of AI.
Re:GitHub down by JohnStudio on Thursday January 11, 2018 @10:43AM (#16124724)
deep-learning. AI is so 2002 (noting I, Cyborg by Kevin Warwick)
Re:GitHub down by mindcrime on Thursday January 11, 2018 @12:08PM (#16125521)
(Did I forget any important buzzword?)

deep learning? VR? IoT?

Re:GitHub down by sethgecko on Thursday January 11, 2018 @11:02AM (#16124945)
Be sure to follow this template

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