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Re:We Know Almost Nothing About This Secret US Government Ai... by cialowicz on Monday January 08, 2018 @11:48AM (#16097954)
This is pretty click-baity. The planes are obviously used as commuting shuttles so government employees can live somewhat normal lives while still working in far-off research facilities.

    > It's likely that JANET is simply how government employees commute to their top secret jobs every day.
    > But it's sure fun to imagine what else could be going on.
What else could be going on?
Re:We Know Almost Nothing About This Secret US Government Ai... by zodPod on Monday January 08, 2018 @12:02PM (#16098066)
It could be some sort of party bus that is used to get people to every $0.25 taco stand around the US. You join at the beginning of the year and every day you go to a different taco stand. JANET could stand for Jaunt Amazingly to Nibble Effectively on Tacos.

No, you're right. The article is absolutely clickbaity and provides no real service.