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Re:A History of the Silmarils in the Fifth Age by gumby on Wednesday December 27, 2017 @11:45AM (#16015864)
> I always wondered how Christians were able to square the existence of Santa with the 2nd commandment.

More concerning is their failure to square the existence of Santa with the 2nd amendment.

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Re:A History of the Silmarils in the Fifth Age by logfromblammo on Wednesday December 27, 2017 @01:23PM (#16016707)
Santa has damage reduction 25/+5 chaotic. He's been shot plenty of times by startled homeowners, but none of them have ever previously taken the steps of coalescing solid bullets from Limbo protoplasm and enchanting them to +5.
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