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Thief: No sir. You're paranoid.
Man: That is my wallet. I can see my ID!
Thief: See, I told you that you were paranoid.
Sane Man: No sir. That's my mobile phone.
Sane Man: You need help.
Thief: No sir. You're paranoid.
Man: That is my wallet. I can see my ID!
Thief: See, I told you that you were paranoid.