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Re:A Las Vegas Resort Using Microwaves to Keep Guns Out by monksy on Tuesday December 12, 2017 @03:13PM (#15909034)
We're talking about Las Vegas, not Texas.
Re:A Las Vegas Resort Using Microwaves to Keep Guns Out by pwinnski on Tuesday December 12, 2017 @03:37PM (#15909232)
I'd like to know where to get those complimentary whiskey sours in Texas.

Or you could avoid punchlines based on stereotype that don't actually fit the context.