If Linux people are known for anything it's their love of post-it notes on the side of their screen /s. But yeah. If I wanted a "gorgeous Linux laptop" I would buy a Dell XPS 13". Dell actually puts some work into making their own hardware and they upstream drivers and other stuff so the XPS actually works pretty well with Linux.

I actually have a xps13 dual booting Ubuntu and Windows. It's gorgeous, fast and portable. The only thing that sucks is the track pad, but I mainly just dock it anyway so it doesn't annoy me too often.