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Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by tryingagainbro on Friday November 10, 2017 @05:56AM (#15669108)
It will be newsworthy even 5000 years from now just as some things from 5000 years ago are news worthy today. Power. Corruption and all.
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by tawayway on Friday November 10, 2017 @05:59AM (#15669128)
Personally, I would be surprised to read about well-documented theft committed by ancient Pharaohs in tomorrow's newspapers.
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by pjc50 on Friday November 10, 2017 @07:10AM (#15669352)
I'm reminded of the 3750 year old customer complaint letter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-nasir
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by aidos on Friday November 10, 2017 @09:06AM (#15669924)
That's so good. That offers such an insight into lives from long ago. It's weird how I suddenly felt so attached to the business frustrations of the ancient babylonians!

Apologies, I've stolen it myself https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15669759

Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by Fuxy on Friday November 10, 2017 @10:14AM (#15670363)
The sad thing is none of the customer complaints of today will ever last as long as that did due to the lack of long term storage devices.

We really need a long term storage solution for our data as a society or risk having another period of dark ages in the future.

Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by quickben on Friday November 10, 2017 @09:04AM (#15669908)
Thanks for that interesting bit. Any links about what happened after? I guess it's lost in the history now, sadly.
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by rangibaby on Friday November 10, 2017 @09:09AM (#15669938)
Everyone died
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by zdkl on Friday November 10, 2017 @06:15AM (#15669181)
I'd like to!
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by viraptor on Friday November 10, 2017 @06:27AM (#15669211)
Can Pharaoh steal anything? Wouldn't that be more of a personalised tax at the time? Compared to killing servants so they can help the Pharaoh in the afterlife, theft is kind of meh...
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by tryingagainbro on Friday November 10, 2017 @07:53AM (#15669505)
Let me explain: people who have a chance to steal (or another word) will do so. Of course will I get caught, chances of that, possible stealing...will be calculated.

Some steal little, some steal as much as the can. Some will get caught, others will get medals

Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by dump121 on Friday November 10, 2017 @06:00AM (#15669132)
Isn't it simply theft and punishment. Not sure how newsworthy are 5000 year old thefts.
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by tryingagainbro on Friday November 10, 2017 @06:07AM (#15669155)
Hmmm...someone in ancient Egypt--via state connections--had the chance to steal xx kg ok gold simply by using his position and did it...
Re:Secret Service Agent Sentenced In Scheme Related To Silk ... by notahacker on Friday November 10, 2017 @06:17AM (#15669190)
The empty tombs and records of people supposed to be guarding them would suggest it happened quite a lot...