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Re:Yes, but what does your startup do? by stefantheard on Friday November 03, 2017 @10:25AM (#15619399)
That is really absurd. What a great example. "We are currently accepting applications for our early access program" early access to what?
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Re:Yes, but what does your startup do? by hdhzy on Friday November 03, 2017 @10:34AM (#15619454)
Early access to the Imagination Unleasher 3000 apparently...
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Re:Yes, but what does your startup do? by hinkley on Friday November 03, 2017 @12:02PM (#15620178)
You won’t believe what we have coming next. No really, it’s unbelievable. Even I don’t believe it.
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Re:Yes, but what does your startup do? by kabdib on Friday November 03, 2017 @02:29PM (#15621291)
An iOT device that dispenses Unicorn Chow.

"That's Unicorn food? Looks like Froot Loops to me."

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Re:Yes, but what does your startup do? by BraveNewCurency on Friday November 03, 2017 @07:25PM (#15622915)
Well, duh. It's a prototype. We had to build the MVP first. As soon as we fill our Unicorn Hunter position, we'll be all set...
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Re:Yes, but what does your startup do? by sjg007 on Friday November 03, 2017 @02:59PM (#15621490)
It's only missing a blockchain play.
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