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Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by drzaiusapelord on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @11:59AM (#15594200)
And recruiters and managers wonder why applicants spam hundreds of cookie cutter resumes and cover letters instead of painstakingly crafting each one. Or why they get annoyed at 'job portal' applications where we have to retype our resume into the various little text boxes the web application provides.

Its just a numbers game if you don't have a relationship with someone who can get you a new job.

> refuse to hire unlucky people

Not getting hired there seems to be the 'lucky' move. Arbitrary hiring guarantees, over time, some pretty terrible characters that a proper hiring process would filter out. If you're pissing away 50% of your potential and, say, there's a 20% chance of getting a 'good' person, now there's a 10% chance of that. Over time, a place with such hiring standards would most likely build out a corporate culture that's subpar. The rare 'good' hires would probably take off much earlier than need be because there's so many more 'bad' hires. Eventually the 'bad' hires rule the roost and then people act surprised at gross incompetence as the norm in many companies, shameless dishonesty, and various forms of harassment being normalized.

I worked at a place that didn't take hiring very seriously and this is exactly what ended up happening.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by Majora320 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @01:54PM (#15595118)
Except that isn't how statistics work. If you have 100 applications, 20% of which are good, and drop 50% of them, you get 50 applications, but you still have the 20% good application/bad application rate.

Of course, you still get 50% less total good applications, but ratios != total.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by drzaiusapelord on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:38PM (#15595481)
If there are 10 'good' hires in the initial pile, then cutting out 5 arbitrarily lowers your chance of getting any one of those 10 by half instantly.

This is what I was trying to express. At the end of the day there are only so many 'good' applicants.

Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by Majora320 on Wednesday November 01, 2017 @01:44AM (#15599041)
Sure, but usually you don't want to hire _all_ of the good applicants - the reason you get bad hires is the false positive rate, not because there aren't enough total good hires in the pile.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by spenczar5 on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @12:18PM (#15594355)
It's a joke from the British version of the Office.
Re:We only hire the best means we only hire the trendiest (2... by drzaiusapelord on Tuesday October 31, 2017 @02:39PM (#15595490)
Poe's Law I suppose.