"New version of Pandora Nexus released."
Great - is this any relation to the 2 Pandoras or the several Nexuses? Does this play music on my phone or move assets into a VM? Neither, it syncs bookmarks between browsers.
Eventually we're going to run out of fancy nouns.
"Buzzy is a new rewrite of Salad using an extensible monad-free Vomit dialect based on modern neopatterns. (note you'll need FooQwang3.7.2.1-R2 extensions installed in your pillar-tab in order to use it interactively)"
At least techno-babble [1] could make you feel intimidated. This word salad nonsense just makes me feel utterly lost and apathetic.
The other posts I see are the ones exclaiming "X is harmful" while often only presenting a very narrowly construed use case, that doesnt fit the norm - or making a big to do about a nothing - another trope is posts promoting YAPL (yet another programming language) and YAF (yet another framework) - without making it clear why this programming language or framework is any better than the eleventeen other ones.
I think you have to know that Wayland uses the word "compositor" in a slightly odd way to get the right guess first.
Let me just say thank you very much for adding this sentence :)
I feel like 50% of headlines on HN are written like "New version of qx58g" and somehow none of the headline, the comments, or the linked article will give any indication what qx58g is.