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Re:Turkish archaeologists say they have uncovered the tomb o... by strictnein on Monday October 16, 2017 @09:54AM (#15483189)
Although it is in the article:

   The bad news: Santa Claus is definitely dead.
Re:Turkish archaeologists say they have uncovered the tomb o... by rbanffy on Monday October 16, 2017 @10:08AM (#15483274)
The good news: Santa is real.
Re:Turkish archaeologists say they have uncovered the tomb o... by rogerthis on Monday October 16, 2017 @10:40PM (#15488252)
Well, if the church concluded he is a saint, then he is alive and kicking.

St Nicholas, pray for us!