How do i make 1M friends who always respond to my messages within 1 min

Re:How do i make 1M friends who always respond to my message... by rl3 on Friday October 13, 2017 @02:26PM (#15468118)

This is probably one of the weirdest questions I've seen on HN, but I'll bite anyways:

Without spoiling the plot of a certain film, you'd want to be an AI or augmented human capable of maintaining one million relationships simultaneously. Simple.

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Re:How do i make 1M friends who always respond to my message... by marblar on Friday October 13, 2017 @08:27PM (#15470035)

The response time requirement is even easier if the friends are also AI.

Tom from Myspace probably has a shot.

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Re:How do i make 1M friends who always respond to my message... by user-on1 on Friday October 13, 2017 @02:43PM (#15468256)

i don't think it has to be simultaneous, i made one friend 2 months back and din have much interaction till now and that person still connected with me wen i reached out...

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