When my alergies strike (hello, Spring!) I often cannot control my sneezes. I can control not sneezing in people's faces, though. I also sometimes cannot control my coughs. Farting, fortunately, I can control :)

> like not being able to control farting, coughing or talking

Did you know? Plenty of people cannot control these actions 100%. Please don't assume others are like you.

Are you honestly suggesting that not being able to control semi-autonomous bodily functions is a matter of personality traits?

One of these things is not like the others. People should be able to control talking (assuming they know it bothers the people around them).

I struggled to come up with things that, to me, would be very strange to not be able to control anymore.

I know there are medical conditions that prevent you from controlling all three - I've had coughs bad enough that I couldn't help it, and there are definitely bowel conditions that mean your sphincter isn't 100% reliable, and there is Tourette's and assorted mental conditions that basically make it difficult to impossible to control your speech.

People should be able to control all of them, at least for timespans of a few seconds.

Unless they've got medical conditions, which some people do.