Mr. Hess makes a lot of good points, most I think I agree with, so I can sympathize with his frustration.
The point about transferring files seems interesting. I haven't used gnu parallel in remote/ssh mode aside from simple tests, but that seems wicked useful for some situations. Is there a real and simple alternative to running gnu parallel on multiple remote hosts? Is that something the moreutils version can also do?
https://pypi.python.org/pypi/pssh/2.2
rdist I believe can operate in parallel as well.
Beyond this, devops tools e.g. ansible/puppet, etc. but they require a bit more or alot more setup, depending on the tool.
For most uses I find that ansible ad-hoc commands give a nice balance -- just a tiny bit of learning curve, and only a little bit different than typing the single SSH command that you want to run.
Overall it has become my preferred Parallel implementation.
"Interesting" thread from 2012 about replacing moreutils' parallel with GNU parallel in Debian: https://bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugreport.cgi?bug=597050 (TLDR: skip to message #75).