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Re:Oakland and SF sue five oil companies for damages from ri... by BFatts on Thursday September 21, 2017 @04:22PM (#15306994)
Did you see the new way of packaging these that doesn't require a pipeline? Interesting stuff, right? Let's fund that instead of the pipeline method and we can all stop bitching about oil spills!
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