"Here are the keys to a private artifact repo. We will update N major/minor/whatever versions."

I am low-key building a marketplace for this, because this really should exist. The problem, as a marketplace, is identifying projects both important enough that people will pay for it and aren't* already functionally owned by a company that has a vested interest in their own project management.

(Are you a maintainer who's interested in something like this? Are there projects you would pay for this for? I want to hear from you. com dot edropple at ed)