Depends on which species [0]. Elephants weight 3500-5900 kg[1], devide both numbers by 1100 to get 3.18-5.36 kg (7-11.8 pounds) and you have a simple interval-overlap search problem[2]. For example with dogs[3] the answer is a Japanese Chin[4]. So it should be "Google would be an elephant while DuckDuckGo is a ~~chihuahua~~ very small dog".

[0] http://www.metzerfarms.com/DuckBreedComparison.cfm the most common duck (mallard) is 0.72–1.58 kg, the most common farm duck is 2-2.5 kg, but certain breeds are close to the right interval.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_heaviest_land_mammals

[2] https://stackoverflow.com/questions/4446112/search-for-inter...

[3] http://www.akc.org/content/dog-care/articles/breed-weight-ch...

[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_Chin

2 ducks

I did a quick search comparing the mass of a mallard to a Canadian goose (default options returned for 'weight of duck' and 'weight of goose'). A large mallard on avg is about 3.5 lbs, and a small Canadian goose on average is about 7.1 lbs. In this case, yes! Two ducks == 1 goose.

Ugh. GO. :-P

Yes!! Maybe a "development stages" chart would go well with this meme: an egg (2015?) to a duck (2017) to a something_big (2019?).

Bravo. :)

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen duck/goose?

She's a witch, burn her!

Best. Comment. Ever.

You beat me. I was coming with "and very small rocks."