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Re:iPhone X by cheald on Tuesday September 12, 2017 @05:11PM (#15232773)
Just remember to change your face regularly, and use a face manager so that you don't ever use the same face twice.
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Re:iPhone X by Deestan on Wednesday September 13, 2017 @03:56AM (#15236339)
> I'm sorry, but we can't hire you for security reasons. You look too similar to our head of IT.
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Re:iPhone X by PopsiclePete on Tuesday September 12, 2017 @07:05PM (#15233831)
It's easy, find a local biker bar and put your hand in a familiar manner on one of the biker's girlfriend's behind.
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