The Facebook app is an abomination. It takes up all your battery, caches all it wants, needs access to every permission my phone has to offer and those goddamn notifications.

And it's not just Facebook. Every platform these days has been spamming with notifications. Quora's infamous un-turn-off-able x upvoted an answer after seeing your upvote or your Facebook friend y is now on quora, welcome him by sacrificing a goat to the mighty God Ra. Irritating.