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Re:Chatbot lets you print lawsuit forms for suing Equifax fo... by codingdave on Monday September 11, 2017 @10:29PM (#15224292)
> They can't show up to all of the cases brought against them.

Sure they can. If a suit is filed for $25K, do you really think Equifax cannot do the math of what a default judgment would cost? If all their attorneys are busy, they would hire more. Even if it had to be expensive temporary help, they would hire someone to show up.

Re:Chatbot lets you print lawsuit forms for suing Equifax fo... by 90s-socal-kid on Monday September 11, 2017 @10:37PM (#15224334)
I wonder how quickly / ably they could scale that. What if every US-based HN reader filed a suit?

Even better, what if every US HN user filed a small claims court case? I believe companies cannot hire lawyers to represent them there, they would need to send employees.

Re:Chatbot lets you print lawsuit forms for suing Equifax fo... by codingdave on Monday September 11, 2017 @10:56PM (#15224435)
IANAL, but I am pretty sure we don't need to think out the details too far on this because the actual lawyers surely can play the systems better than non-lawyers from HN.

"I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."

Re:Chatbot lets you print lawsuit forms for suing Equifax fo... by mark212 on Monday September 11, 2017 @10:59PM (#15224464)
The no-lawyer in small claims rule doesn't apply to corporations. They usually send a paralegal or operations person who has some experience with legal matters and the relevant paperwork.
Re:Chatbot lets you print lawsuit forms for suing Equifax fo... by pocketsquare2 on Monday September 11, 2017 @11:56PM (#15224705)
I'll go on the record and say that Equifax makes subpar quantitative decisions; i.e. cannot do the math.

And also that their attorneys, and their attorneys' attorneys, and their attorneys' attorneys' attorneys are very busy right now.