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Re:Facebook, You Needy Sonofabitch by striking on Monday September 11, 2017 @05:29PM (#15222528)
They're running out of things to notify you about. I've recently been getting a lot of "X updated their status", where X is someone who I've recently chatted with or whose status I've liked within the past month.

It's silly, but I suppose it's worked on some people.

Re:Facebook, You Needy Sonofabitch by badwolf on Monday September 11, 2017 @09:33PM (#15224072)
"x commented on {totally unrelated y}'s status" ... 6 days ago -_-
Re:Facebook, You Needy Sonofabitch by helloindia on Tuesday September 12, 2017 @01:27AM (#15225003)
I got one notification like, a friend X posted to a group Y (which I'm part of).