Hmm... Whats this entirely detailed sensor that has ALL my access/identity/sentiment/social data on it - where I am required to pay a monthly fee for, and life in modern society will basically stop if I dont have one? The one where I am expected to follow and celebrate every release of one with far more tracking/identifying/documenting features -- and then spend more money on upgrading my tracker?

You know - the one where governments and police departments have equipment to fool the device to connecting to just them so they know exactly where I am?

That next logical step of Agafia sounds ludicrous!