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Re:North Korea fires missile over Japan by astrodust on Monday August 28, 2017 @08:46PM (#15121348)
"Mister President, there's been a launch. There's six missiles heading for California and Washington state."

"Not now, I'm busy."

"Put down the phone, Sir. This is isn't a drill."

Re:North Korea fires missile over Japan by arkitaip on Monday August 28, 2017 @09:38PM (#15121524)
He is afraid he has to answer to the Coca Cola company.