Slow?. That comment is so 90's. Plz upgrade http://shootout.alioth.debian.org
Yeah microbenchmarks are cool to stare on when your farm of those jboss instances for another very important project is crawling. Very motivating.
Wake up, this is reality.
They are coming in Perl too ... with Moose leading the way.
I've seen most ridiculous stacktraces only in Java.