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Re:Ask HN: What to do when Slack gets too disruptive? by closed on Friday August 18, 2017 @01:00PM (#15047844)
Could you elaborate? I'm particularly interested in the matter of life or death bit :).
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Re:Ask HN: What to do when Slack gets too disruptive? by Clubber on Friday August 18, 2017 @01:56PM (#15048335)
There is a poison dart in your phone, a la. Raiders of the Lost Arc. Every time you open the slack app, there is a 1 in 10^16 chance of that arrow shooting out and killing you. I think it's in the speaker grill and it usually points downward, if you know what I mean.
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