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Re:Living on Mars: The Stuff You Never Thought About by logfromblammo on Thursday August 17, 2017 @03:29PM (#15040024)
No. My adaptations are definitely intentional. All that sandbox-world gaming is training, for when I will be stuck inside a ~70 m^3 volume with several other people, simultaneously mining for vital resources and additional living volume using a remotely-operated robot that is not quite ready for fully autonomous operation yet.

It will totally be worth lifting 250kg of human adipose tissue into LEO, I swear. If the food supply fails, you'll need someone that can survive without it until the next available harvest. Not that I weigh that much now, but with some intensively sedentary neckbearding, I can probably get that high by the time we're ready to launch.

Re:Living on Mars: The Stuff You Never Thought About by colordrops on Friday August 18, 2017 @01:34AM (#15043828)
I'm not typically a fan of unanchored humor on HN as Reddit has more than enough to go around, but I commend you on turning "neckbeard" into a verb.
Re:Living on Mars: The Stuff You Never Thought About by tomrod on Friday August 18, 2017 @09:27PM (#15051069)
I love it! Thanks for the great laugh.