Otherwise, I am a thoroughly mediocre performer. I'm a minimum effort Loser[1] all the way.
[1] https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-...
I think the -1x programmer is even more common, the ones that have negative productivity and actually create more work for other programmers. I've encountered many of these types over the years.
They are usually the very hard working type too. The kind who when encountering a problem always solves it by piling on more code, never refactoring, never taking a step back and thinking about the problem. You don't want to be seen idling at your desk, better keep typing.
I've had days where I've ended up doing literally nothing, but still objectively outperform some colleagues because they rammed some shitty unstable undocumented race-condition hack into the codebase.