Those smug, snarky devs are only trolling themselves. Yes, I DO WANT to have that kind of visibility into the updates that they want to install on my phone. I want to know all the things, dammit! They can hide it behind a [+] and only show "various bug fixes" to the masses, but I want the details.

It drives me nuts that the vast majority of my apps churn for months with no meaningful update in the "whats new" area whatsoever.