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Re:CoinDash’s ICO Website Has Been Hacked by ryanlol on Monday July 17, 2017 @01:09PM (#14790452)
I don't really have any bank accounts right now and pay my credit card bills with bitcoin. I guess I might be that person then?

Although, I've pretty much always been paid in cryptocurrencies so my situation is rather unique.

Re:CoinDash’s ICO Website Has Been Hacked by urethrafranklin on Monday July 17, 2017 @03:59PM (#14791851)
You have access to banks, you just choose not to use them. And you have a government identity and a credit history that you used to obtain your credit card. You aren't remotely close to the hypothetical character the OP described.