I drive a car to work, because the summers are already too hot and humid for me to bike with a respiratory condition.

I work in the office 99% of the time because my bosses have a 19th century mentality

I fly at least twice a year to escape my miserable existence somewhere far away

I never take transit because I'm stuck in an endless suburban hell and the nearest bus stop/grocery store is over a mile away

I only shop online because traditional retail has a horrible selection and partly sells the same Chinese shit that Amazon does, just at a higher markup

I eat beef because food is one of the few pleasures I have in life

All of my food comes from supermarkets because it's cheaper.