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Re:It is as if you were doing work by Jaruzel on Wednesday July 05, 2017 @01:58AM (#14700222)
Likewise, until I realised that just holding down space kept the auto typing going.

Always game the system!

Re:It is as if you were doing work by schindlabua on Wednesday July 05, 2017 @03:38AM (#14700533)
Man, I feel a bit silly now.

Related: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=14656945

Re:It is as if you were doing work by mattmanser on Wednesday July 05, 2017 @06:34AM (#14701284)
Ha, reading that thread and this game reminds me of a temp job I once had.

It was at a sandpaper factory that made sandpaper belts.

My job was to pull a sheet from a roll until it hit a mark. Another guy pressed a button. Lift sheet onto pile. Pull sheet until it hits mark. Another guy pressed a button. Lift sheet onto pile. Pull sheet until it hits mark. Another guy pressed a button. Lift sheet onto pile. Pull sheet until it hits mark. Another guy pressed a button. Lift sheet onto pile. Pull sheet until it hits mark. Another guy pressed a button. Lift sheet onto pile.

For 8 hours straight.

I quit at lunch.

Re:It is as if you were doing work by Cumulonimbus on Thursday July 06, 2017 @08:07AM (#14709713)
Indeed.

I worked at a factory that had me do the following:

Put bracket in machine. Press button to tap holes. Repeat.

I got the loop down to about 3.85 seconds which was 115% faster than the engineers said I could do.

I found I could listen to audiobooks at that job. It still didn't stop the existential dread. I worked there for 2 months before finding a better place.

Re:It is as if you were doing work by duderific on Wednesday July 05, 2017 @04:08PM (#14705718)
What's amazing is that people do those kinds of jobs for years and years.
Re:It is as if you were doing work by ccoggins on Wednesday July 05, 2017 @01:31PM (#14704430)
I was doing the same until I couldn't get the calendar widget to work. Opened up the dev console and noticed you can just call 'updateWorkUnits(x)' with x being any number. Instant promotion. You top out at CTO though.