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Re:Largest-ever study of controversial pesticides finds harm... by rl3 on Monday July 03, 2017 @04:00AM (#14686649)
>What happens when birds try to eat the fake bees?

That's why we need robotic birds.

Re:Largest-ever study of controversial pesticides finds harm... by westmeal on Monday July 03, 2017 @05:55AM (#14687102)
When are the androids and electronic sheep coming?
Re:Largest-ever study of controversial pesticides finds harm... by 1337biz on Monday July 03, 2017 @04:16AM (#14686714)
But what about the cats who eat the fake birds?
Re:Largest-ever study of controversial pesticides finds harm... by rl3 on Monday July 03, 2017 @04:39AM (#14686809)
Equip the fake birds with laser pointers.
Re:Largest-ever study of controversial pesticides finds harm... by thom on Monday July 03, 2017 @08:32AM (#14687772)
When wintertime rolls around, the cats simply freeze to death.