Obviously written tongue-in-cheek but I don't despise the idea of an annual chosen one to moderate some sort of state function or discussion. I've always thought it would be cool to have a presidential office hour where everyday I would meet with a randomly selected citizen (who asked for an hour) and give them a chance to voice their concerns and viewpoints to me, directly, in person. Also, there is 0 chance this would have been written a year or more ago, or if Hillary had won.