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Re:14 People Make 500K Tons of Steel a Year in Austria by BigChiefSmokem on Wednesday June 21, 2017 @03:50PM (#14607274)
A Doctorate in Dog Food Science with a minor in kennel cleaning.
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Re:14 People Make 500K Tons of Steel a Year in Austria by TetOn on Wednesday June 21, 2017 @03:55PM (#14607298)
And minimum seven years experience with existing factory dog.
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Re:14 People Make 500K Tons of Steel a Year in Austria by devoply on Wednesday June 21, 2017 @03:55PM (#14607307)
No I would think the minimum requirement would be 20 years of experience with the same factory dog with the sort of requirements that go on these days with businesses -- it's only going to get worse.
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Re:14 People Make 500K Tons of Steel a Year in Austria by ohazi on Wednesday June 21, 2017 @04:07PM (#14607419)
You guys are all wrong. The only requirement for this job is that you have to be a Good Boy.
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Re:14 People Make 500K Tons of Steel a Year in Austria by flukus on Wednesday June 21, 2017 @07:54PM (#14609056)
Oh you've only got experience with Labradors? This is a rottweiler company.
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