FaunaDB Serverless Cloud remains the only {hosted|SaaS} multi-master, globally-distributed cloud database?

I don't really like those either.

Just something that says "you don't have to set this up for yourself like Cassandra or Riak."

Although that reminds me that you can get a turnkey Riak setup, so your claim is still a bit dubious.

I now get what you're trying to say though. That you guys host a multi-master database, and with all your competitors, you have to run infrastructure. I'm not quite sure how to express that succinctly.

An attempt to clarify has been made. Thanks.