Yes, okay. Every part of my real life experience developing web apps at the full stack is just theorycrafting.

I've clearly never done this in the real world, and I am simply thinking about my idea of a way to create a web app. And I've never worked with, thought about, or managed a team.

Do I actually need a sarcasm tag for this? I think I do, sadly. /s

I'm being a sarcastic fuckhead. Jesus.