> I have a lot of skills...without going into a Napoleon Dynamite quote or listing them all off, just assume that I can do almost anything in tech (architecture, marketing/branding, design, business, project leadership, team leadership, support, some dev, etc but not so much on finance, etc.). I have a lot of philanthropic experience using my skills to help people outside of tech. I'm persistent, intelligent, sociable and extremely hard-working.

Nearly all the skills you listed are wishy-washy and the only concrete skill you listed was some dev. In the immortal words of Napolean Dynamite: Girls only like guys who have great skills. I guess that goes for companies as well.