The reason that people move away from a hash function when it looses collision resistance is that collision resistance serves as a measure of the security margin for preimage resistance. Cryptographic primitives are intended to be rotated out of use about 10-15 years before they become actually broken for their intended purpose. Unless you are willing to extend you bounty to the year 2030 it is means nothing.

In addition, you are completely wrong about the harm caused by simplifying the rules of thumb for security. There is not good reason to ever use MD5 for this purpose, and saying "MD5 is ok in some cases" has the potentially to do far more harm than "never use MD5".

> note, this is actually a prize for a weaker claim than an preimage attack; all I want is a second preimage (!)

Don't act like you are doing GP a favor, second preimage is the attack that would cause a vulnerability in this usage of MD5.

You are the one who is"opin[ing] on security threads while not quite understanding anything", so I think before the next time you condescendingly correct someone you should make sure you have a basic understanding of what you are talking about.