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Re:Apple has a record $250B in the bank by valuearb on Monday May 01, 2017 @01:43PM (#14239710)
No, it's all the massive taxes on repatriated profits. Apple doesn't even have $250B because it borrowed $78B to pay out as dividends.

When the 12% tax holiday is approved, almost all of that money comes back and most gets paid as dividends. You don't need it overseas for safety, and you don't need to burn $30B a year if your revenues disappear. A "skeleton crew" can spend a couple billion a year developing new profits in the nuclear meltdown scenario.

Re:Apple has a record $250B in the bank by AndrewKemendo on Monday May 01, 2017 @03:38PM (#14240746)
You don't need it overseas for safety, you just keep more of it for safety.
Re:Apple has a record $250B in the bank by valuearb on Monday May 01, 2017 @06:42PM (#14242409)
You don't need $250B for "safety". Apple needs maybe $50B tops. If it has a bad year it's going to slash spending. It's got professional management that know pretty much how much it will make in a quarter and how much it can spend. It also has access to further financing, both debt and equity.

Repatriate the $250M, payoff the $78M in debt, and pay out at least $100M to shareholders. Apple will have over $100M in cash again by the end of the year.