How to talk about yourself in a developer interview

Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by a3n on Friday April 28, 2017 @09:55AM (#14219358)

> If you’ve been through interviews at some companies that are not as good at interviewing, then you probably had some questions on your list such as

> Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Dead.

> Why do you want to work here?

You have money.

> How do you handle disagreements with coworkers?

Attempt constructive engagement, and if that doesn't work then shun them.

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by pawadu on Friday April 28, 2017 @10:02AM (#14219415)

Sorry, but you are too honest to work in our industry.

Have you thought about going into politics or drugs instead?

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by lighthazard on Friday April 28, 2017 @10:15AM (#14219524)

Sorry, no culture fit.

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by kangdolit on Friday April 28, 2017 @02:57PM (#14222073)

> > Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

> Dead.

Did you say you have a three-year vesting schedule? I'll be at another company probably, since you'll have me doing two jobs for my original compensation and title after the second year.

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by foo101 on Friday April 28, 2017 @11:09AM (#14219980)

What are your strengths and weaknesses?

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by a3n on Friday April 28, 2017 @11:34AM (#14220246)

Honesty and honesty.

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by nercht12 on Friday April 28, 2017 @10:42PM (#14224753)

You forgot "humor".

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by nercht12 on Friday April 28, 2017 @10:43PM (#14224756)

and "humor".

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Re:How to talk about yourself in a developer interview by kinkrtyavimoodh on Friday April 28, 2017 @02:01PM (#14221640)

Brevity.

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